Sometimes I feel like a Lone Elephant tramping through the Serengetti.

Things DrDunk likes:

Birds
Flowers
Sun

Things DrDunk doesn’t like
hearing about ex-girlfriends new boyfriends

DrDunk likes German Beer
DrDunk likes German Roller Coasters

DrDunk decided to go on a German Roller Coasters after drinking German Beer..

This was not DrDunk’s best decision.

Thoughts –

Does Nelly Furtado know that she claps totally off beat in the
Powerless video? If so it doesn’t seem to phase her one bit. Keep
Smilin’ sister!

After watching the Ipod commercials, I didn’t think I was cool
enough to listen to the Black Eyed Peas. Then, I hear the whole song
and they break out this line-
 ”C”mon move your body… Y’All you ready to Par-ty!”
Easily one of the lamest verses this side of Jewels book of Poetry.

I think that having a DVD player in your Escalade would be cool for about a week. Then it would get old.

Everyday I stage a bloodless coup against my landlord by locking my door.

Take that!

It conjures odd feelings when the only car in a parking lot with 1000 spaces is yours.

Doctor Dunkenstein is a fan of cargo pants. A huge fan.

And that is my position on this issue

The elves have a local monopoly on the supply of Pantene Pro-V to Middle Earth.

German haircuts come with a free eyebrow trim. My thick bushy eyebrows are now svelte and manageable.

Am  I a metrosexual?

There were 34 fatal moped accidents last year in the US.

This is sad on many different levels.