August 24, 2006

  • I wasn’t born. I was hatched.

  • I just bought a bell for my bike. Women with children and Men with Dogs scamper out of my way for when I ride, I ride quickly.

    I also say “Thank you” to people when they move out of my way. I am hardcore, but also civil.

     

December 27, 2005

July 8, 2004

  • If I had a bulldog, I’d name him Dick Cheney. Then I scratch him behind the ears with both hands and say “Good boy, Dick Cheney, Good boy!!” That would be really funny.

  • Can a member of the NRA be Pro-Life?

June 28, 2004

  • Man on Motorcycle: turns to the Doc on his bike – “Your going 30 miles an hour!” (there was a little tailwind)


    Doc’s ego causes his head to swell very rapidly causing his bike helmet to crack under the strain.


     


    As a side note, I like the term crash hat better than bike helmet

June 24, 2004

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    Sometimes I wish I was still in Germany… Especially when I hear about 300 pound gorillas terrorizing zoos.

     

     

    Gorilla Runs Amok in Zoo







    Wed Jun 23,11:20 AM ET


    BERLIN (Reuters) – A male gorilla escaped from his cage in the Berlin zoo and sent terrified visitors running for cover, the zoo said on Wednesday.






     

    Eight-year-old Bokito, who weighs 286 pounds and stands more than six feet, six inches tall, climbed over the top of the glass wall surrounding his outside enclosure and roamed the zoo on Tuesday.


    Berlin newspapers showed shaky photos of the gorilla taken by an 18-year-old visitor who recorded how Bokito was grabbed by two burly zookeepers and marched back to his enclosure.


    “Suddenly hysterical children and grown-ups came running toward us. They were all running toward the exit. Behind them we saw the huge ape leaping toward us on all fours,” the visitor, Husam Shawabkeh, said.



June 1, 2004

  • The Dunk is back in the US.


    After spending 4 months abroad, I realize that there is much to love about this country. Especially Sportscenter. 

May 19, 2004

May 11, 2004

  • I love watching “Made” on MTV and I’m not ashamed to admit that it makes me cry.

    That and “Pimp my Ride”